Quotable #9

Zuna: "I don't like when you take toys from me that I was playing with first."
Peter: "Tell me more."   (Has he been in therapy we don't know about?!)
Z: "More about what?"
P: "Toys"
Z: "What toys?"
P: "The ones I took from you."
Z: "What about them?"
P: "Which ones are you saying you are going to give me?"
Z: "I didn't say that! Ughhhh!!!"
P: "Thank you for the toys!"

• Airplane yogurt (plain yogurt)
• Yes man (Yes ma'am)
• Tortellino sauce (pesto, which we put on tortellini)
• Swapper fly (fly swatter)
• Carmonico (harmonica)
• David and Toliaf (Goliath)

"Look at! Jesus is dying on the cross again!!" (anytime he sees a cross)

"What time is it, Peter?"

(consults his watch, which is Luke's pacifier leash wrapped around his wrist)

"It's eleventeen fiveteen nineteen!"

"I don't fink I want to grown up."

"How come?"

"Because Daddy says my armpits will be stinky."

Peter begins all his prayers with "Dear God", but one night he got mixed up and said:
"Dear Dog..."