Quotable #8

"Peter, what's wrong?"

"My face isn't working!" 

(This Star Wars mask won't stay on.)

"Daddy, how was your ride bike? Did you had a great time?"

If I'm singing a song with the wrong lyrics or playing with a toy in a way that Peter doesn't deem appropriate, he says, "Dat's how it don't goes." 

"It's a truck man!! It's a truck man coming to get our trash!"

(Peter gleefully jumps up on the toy box to watch the garbage truck out the window. Then, the truck drives away.)

"Peter, what's wrong? Why are you sad now?"

"Because he took our trash. I wish he didn't take our trash because it was ours and he took it and I didn't want him to took it and he did and now I don't have any."

"We'll have more trash this week. Do you want to go see if we have any in the kitchen right now?"

"No thanks. I don't like trash. I want the truck man to take all of it away forever."

"My toots smell like flowers because you are Lemonade Girl."

Some of my favorite words/phrases right now:

*Nativiny Scene

*Gave (pronounced gauve: rhymes with mauve) "I gave Luke that toy"

*Dresus (Jesus)

*Trace (Chase, from Paw Patrol)

*Old McDonald's (McDonald's restaurant)

When we were putting our Christmas tree up, Peter asked if he could name each of the ornaments. He named a teddy bear "Beezy" and a snowman with a soccer ball "Hoop Dog". He quit naming them after that because I was laughing at his names and "Beezy and Hoop Dog do NOT like laughing!"

"I want to be a digger (backhoe) now. I don't want to be a boy anymore."

"When I get to be a big Mommy girl can I eat a lot a lot a lot of chocolate too?" 

(No clue why he'd think that is what a Mommy would do...)