Quotable #18

We were building a huge LEGO house and some of the bottom bricks fell off.

"Hey! It could be our house! The foundation broke!"

I asked Peter to come to the bathroom so I could fix his hair 

before church one Sunday morning. 

"No, please. I don't want to look handsome on the weekends." 

"Milesy Rainier! You are gonna get arrested if 

you don't stay where I told you to stay!"

*Cheese Cream (cream cheese)

*Frust-a-rated (frustrated)

*Tisaster/Testroy (disaster and destroy)

*Scrambled (Scribbled)

*Dandetigers (dandelions)

Peter's Brownies Recipe:

-7 eggs

-Some milk

-Brownie dough

*Stir it for 6 minutes

*Let it boil for 5 minutes

*Let it cook for 7 hours

*Take it out and let it cool off for 8 minutes

*Eat the brownies

After Luke burped:

 "Umm...Mommy?? I fink derr is a goat in my mouf?!"

"Da cat is yooking at me. I fink he's wondering "Who is God and Jesus?"

We saw a man crying outside a store one day. Peter asked why he was crying and Luke responded, "Only people are sad if dey miss der mommies. His mommy is gone I fink."

"I'm not writing. I'm mark checking."

Gamote (remote)

For real life? (for real?)

I want to sit in your yaps. (lap)

Fighter-fighter (fire fighter)

Jalapeno popper (popper firework)

Luke: "I want da red snack fings pease."

Me: Hmm. What red things? What do they look like?

L: "Dey are a shape."

M: Ok, what shape are they?

L: "Well, dey are a shape and I just want you to tell me what shape dey are. 

You know."

Peter: "Is it an octagon?"

L: "Yes! Dat's it, Mommy, I want the food that has red in it 

and is an octopus!"

(He wanted a strawberry pop-tart)

"Mommy, I yove it when Milesy puts his germs on me. 

Even his germs are so cutey."

Me: So how does the baby get into a Mommy's tummy?

L: "Umm...you eat it!"

P: "No, Luke! You don't eat a baby. I think it has something to do with...toots?"