Quotable: Peter is 5!

"Why are you curling your hair like that? Is it because you want people to think you're a noodle?"

King DVD (King Dedede)

Outer Space (Heaven)

Swipers (Windshield Wipers)

When we can't understand what Luke is saying to us, Peter replies:
“Oh! I speak brudder really well. Let me tell you what he said.”

"Where did we get Miles? Oh yeah, I remember. DiggityMiles.com"

Miles was crying because he got left alone in the bedroom. Peter said Miles probably thought we left him. I told Miles that we would never leave him and it was ok. Peter replied, "Yeah, Miles, we would never leave you because we don't want to go to jail."

I agreed but said the real reason was because we love him and want to take care of him. 

"Well...yeah, but really we don't think jail would be fun and I don't think they have toys there."

"Can you see on your phone when we're gonna die? I'm guessing it's 289 months from today."

"Mommy, this food is really...um...well...good. It tastes kinda differenter."

"Well, today we can't pick peaches cuz it's cloud cloud cloud."

Luke calls everyone a baby so I introduced the boys to Justin Beiber's "Baby" which they both thought was hilarious. Peter will sometimes request we listen to "Baby Baby Baby Oats" 

Speaking of baby... :) 

On Halloween night, Peter and I were going door-to-door after Kory brought the little boys home to go to bed. At one house, a man left right as we arrived. He kissed the woman goodbye, and said "goodnight, baby." Peter was asking why he was leaving his own house and I told him it was probably his girlfriend's house and he was probably going home to his own house. 

"But he called her baby. You have to live with your baby!"