Peter Bread (pita bread)
Dougly Countas Fair (Douglas County Fair)
Me-rote (remote)
Sushi (Yoshi)
He uses the word confused when he means distracted.
Tisaster (disaster)
"Mommy, I think my brains and legs want to watch a show so can you turn one on for me please?"
We were having Frito Pie for lunch one day and Luke spilled some of his on the floor. Peter was helping him clean it up and said, "Hey Mommy! It used to be Frito Pie but now it's Floor-o Pie!" 1s
Peter knows all his letters but doesn't know how to spell much besides his name and his brothers' names. He does love to try to spell words, though.
"This is my tiger. His name is Jeembo. You spell Jeembo “S-A-T-L-E-A”.
Peter was swatting at the air one day and I asked what he was doing.
"These pieces of skin that fall off me are so clever! I try to hit them in the air and they just fly upwards or downwards or sidewards. They're just too clever for me."
Luke: *something I can't understand*
Me: “You want to eat some shoes?”
L: No, tats tan eat shoes. (cats can)
M: “No they can’t. That’s silly.”
L: Yep, dey tan.
M: “Where did you get that idea?”
L: From Tosto (Costco)
You tant tatch me. I’m da ginger boy!
Mash Boes (Super Smash Bros)
Ready, set, get ready. And go! And now get ready. Set ready. Go!
If you're on the ground, he's sure to climb on your back and yell,
"Hee-yaw! Piggy up horsey!"
We recently got an Amazon Echo in our kitchen. We mainly use it for playing music, setting timers and asking her for kid jokes. It's not hooked up to any TV's or other devices so it's just a speaker. Luke is pretty convinced it can do anything and I've heard him in the kitchen talking to Alexa several times:
"Yexa! Play Paw Trol."
"Yexa, I want a snack. Nola bar please."
"Yexa, set a timer for 2 minutes." (He thinks this means
he gets to put Peter in a time-out.)
I told the boys to get their pajamas on several times so I warned them there would be consequences if I had to ask them again.
Luke replied excitedly,
"Consekenses?? I yooooove consekenses!!"
"Oh my doodness! Yook at this room. What a mess! Who did dis?"
Spoiler alert: it was his own room and his own mess. I think he thought he could convince me he was innocent with this declaration.
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