Quotable #13

Peter: 

Baby name ideas: Telescope, Boulder, Catalardian Saddlecard

You made me lose my mind! (I forgot what I was going to say!)

At Christmas, my mom was telling Peter he had to stay out of the bedroom for a while. (She was wrapping his gifts but she hadn't told him that.) I'm not going to come in. I'm just going to be out here wondering what you're doing in there.

After being told he needed to clean his room: Can you do it for me this time, Mommy? Because I feel like maybe in a little bit I will have a tummy ache so I need to rest up now.

Can I wear a shirt that's not very churchly? (When he wanted to wear a t-shirt to church one morning instead of a button-up)

Peter had been put in timeout for antagonizing and attacking Luke, again.

Me: You're just torturing him. You gotta stop!"

P: I'll untorture him. Can I get up please?

Peter reached up and grabbed something off a tall shelf for me.
Me: Wow! You did it all by yourself. Good job Peter! I didn't know you could reach that.
P: That's because my hands are fertilized to reach up so high!

He wanted to go to the park with me but Luke was taking a nap. When I told him he couldn't leave Luke at home alone, he insisted that it would be ok because he wouldn't be alone. God will be with him and He will protect him. Ok, let's go.

Look Mommy! It's the pretty part of the day! (Sunset)

Whoever wins there last is a rotten egg! 

Luke:

When counting to 10--Four, five, six, nineteen, seven, nine, teen, table, seven

Some current favorites:

• Dinosaurus
• Daddy cutting air (Daddy cut my hair)
• Popstick (chapstick)
• Yukey (Luke)
• Gwovey (glove)
• Socky
• Brushy
• I use my grabbers (I pick it up with my hands)

Luke: Der's someping in my mouf.

Peter: Yeah, Luke, it's just bacteria.

Me: Thanks for helping, Luke.
Luke: Why you say dat?
M: Say what?
L: Why you say thank you Yukey?
M: Because you helped me.
L: Why I help you?
M: Because you're a kind boy.
L: Why I kind boy?
M: Um, I don't know. (I was done playing this game by now.)
L: Why you say I don't know?

May I be descused? (When he’s finished eating and asking to be excused from the table) 

Super Yukey Muscles (said right before he does something that requires him to be strong like tackling his brother or lifting a heavy toy)