Quotable #11

A few of my current favorites:

Bacamole 

Help sure (Make sure)

Sockies for my feetsies

Moana Club (Awana Club)

Peter came into my bedroom and said, "Look at my tongue. It's Barry White!" I was pretty confused until I realized he says "very" with a 'b' and he'd been drinking milk so his tongue was very white. 

What should we have for dinner tonight, Peter? 

"I was thinking...strawberry muffin 

carnivores chicken nugget dinosaur pie."

Peter tried to hug me and my growing belly was in the way. We were talking about how my belly will get bigger and bigger but after the baby comes out, it will start to get smaller again. He said, "Oh yeah! Where does the baby come out?" I paused and thought for a minute about how exactly I wanted to explain this. When I was just about ready to speak, he said, "I'm just kiddin. I know where." I was very intrigued and asked him to tell me. 

"It comes out in your pants!" I thought that was a fine explanation 

and since he was satisfied with that answer, so was I. 

Speaking of the baby, Peter thinks that if it's a girl, we should name it Zuna (name of the 4 year old girl I watch weekly) and if it's a boy, we should name it Peter. Zuna suggested naming him/her "Relax" or maybe "Frozen".

Luke is finally talking enough to get some funny quotes from him too! He's always been a climber and often gets in trouble for climbing on things he shouldn't. One day he came into my bathroom and found me with my foot up in the sink as I was shaving my leg. 

He yelled, "Det down Mommy. Det down wight NOW!"